Monthly Archives: July 2014

Diddling With Time- the science behind Heaven’s Ant Farm

The Location: The Great Scientific University in Heaven The Time: Just after Yahweh and his fellow scientists create a parallel universe   Light from the short-lived star warms Yahweh’s insides as he reflects on what has happened. In just a few … Continue reading

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Thoughts On The Cobalt-Thorium X Doomsday Device

In Heaven’s Ant Farm, the Korbibtorians believed they had a divine right to take back their world for their lord and almighty god, for whom their religion was named. So they declared a Holy Nuclear War against the other religions … Continue reading

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The Great Rapture–what really happened.

Fearing another holy civil war, the Grand Council of Heaven decides to expel Lucifer and his Korbibtorian followers to Gehenna.   They order the Cherubim army commander to modify Heaven’s QUEST satellite network to systematically zap the Korbibtorians to Gehenna.   Judge … Continue reading

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Heaven’s Six Rules of Life

Do you know them? Hint, there are only Six Rules of Life–not ten. These rules are the only laws in Heaven. 1st Rule of Life: Respect your elders 2nd Rule of Life: Do not commit murder 3rd Rule of Life: … Continue reading

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