Diddling With Time- the science behind Heaven’s Ant Farm

The Location: The Great Scientific University in Heaven The Time: Just after Yahweh and his fellow scientists create a parallel universe   Light from the short-lived star warms Yahweh’s insides as he reflects on what has happened. In just a few hours, they have created a new universe in another dimension, then created matter from nothing. To top it all off, the new universe seems to…

Thoughts On The Cobalt-Thorium X Doomsday Device

In Heaven’s Ant Farm, the Korbibtorians believed they had a divine right to take back their world for their lord and almighty god, for whom their religion was named. So they declared a Holy Nuclear War against the other religions and nations to cleanse the world of nonbelievers.  But the armed pagans fought back and surrounded a Korbibtorian holy city in the desert, a place…

The Great Rapture–what really happened.

Fearing another holy civil war, the Grand Council of Heaven decides to expel Lucifer and his Korbibtorian followers to Gehenna.   They order the Cherubim army commander to modify Heaven’s QUEST satellite network to systematically zap the Korbibtorians to Gehenna.   Judge Jehoel, the chief elder of the Grand Council in Heaven gazes proudly at the Cherubim commander dressed in a ceremonial white robe with brass shields…