Yahweh’s heart skips a beat. Suddenly he’s back at the Great Scientific University of Heaven laboratory. He remembers seeing images of the Garden of Eden on Earth through the Pearly Gate holoviewer and watching impotently as Lucifer experimented on animals and left a trail of death in the forest. Then after figuring out how to insert a telepathic critter cam into a snake without killing…
Month: November 2017
Snippet from Heaven’s Ant Farm: Yahweh’s Response
Lucifer tries to get Yahweh’s to worship the god called Kobibtor. But Yahweh tells Lucifer… “Our civilization spent two thousand years in caves trying to shake off its religious chains. And here you are asking me to try new shackles on for size!”
Snippet From Heaven’s Ant Farm: Her Affect
Yahweh exhales slowly, glad to be back in Gwendolyn’s arms once again. But it would be nice, he muses, if she held him tighter. As if on cue, Gwendolyn squeezes him hard. This always happens. It’s as though she can read his mind. What a wonderful feeling it is that she can reach down inside him and comfort the perpetual little kid—absentminded, isolated, scared, and…
New Tag Line for Heaven’s Ant Farm
I’m constantly making changes to the book. What do you think of the new tag line? God rejected religion but an evangelical devil makes him deal with the consequences on Earth to prevent a second Holy Nuclear Civil War in Heaven.
Snippet From Heaven’s Ant Farm: First Sight
Having given Abram a telepathic critter cam device, Yahweh can now see and understand everything that Abram experiences. As Abram enters his village, this is what Yahweh saw . . . Through Abram’s mind, Yahweh takes in the sights, sounds, and smells around the village hamlet. The aroma of burning wood fills the air. Dogs, goats, chickens, ducks, and other fowl sniff, graze, or peck…
Snippet From Heaven’s Ant Farm: Yahweh’s Shame
Lucifer might have instigated Earth’s fall, but Yahweh was the one who put him there and gave him the desire to ruin those people’s lives.
Snippet From Heaven’s Ant Farm: Gwendolyn Speaks To Yahweh
In a dreamy trance, Yahweh’s deceased wife, Gwendolyn, tells him, that’s “all the more reason why they need you. Help them discover how to treat each other in ways they would want others to treat them. Like you, they are good, truly made in your image, despite what Lucifer has done. They need you.”
Yahweh vs The Warthog
Snippet from Heaven’s Ant Farm: On Earth a giant warthog chases down Yahweh in the Garden of Eden. As the warthog barrels toward him, Yahweh resigns himself to be the first Heavenly casualty on Earth. Suddenly a long black spear rockets past Yahweh’s right shoulder. The slender missile strikes the warthog right through its skull, and the animal trips over its front legs and rolls forward. The…
Yahweh’s Regret
Snippet From Heaven’s Ant Farm: Yahweh’s Regret Yahweh grieves at what he created as he sees how the changes in Eve’s village will certainly lead to a civil war. His eyes well up again with tears. He can’t stop what’s happening there. In fact, I started it. I created Earth’s universe. Had that bright idea to set humans on that planet . . . and…