The Great Rapture–what really happened.

Fearing another holy civil war, the Grand Council of Heaven decides to expel Lucifer and his Korbibtorian followers to Gehenna.   They order the Cherubim army commander to modify Heaven’s QUEST satellite network to systematically zap the Korbibtorians to Gehenna.   Judge Jehoel, the chief elder of the Grand Council in Heaven gazes proudly at the Cherubim commander dressed in a ceremonial white robe with brass shields…