Ever been chased by one of these? Or maybe it sometimes feels like you were chased by one. Well, you are not the only one!
Here’s a quick snippet from GOD GAMES that shows what happened after Yahweh (lost in the Garden of Eden) gets chased down by an angry warthog.
The tall elder rubs the diamonds hung around his neck as he studies this odd Yahweh fellow closely. Bewildered, he scratches his head. Yahweh—such a strange and simple name that tells nothing about him or where he’s from. He’s short, scrawny, pale, and unkempt. And he can’t speak properly. He clucks instead of clicks. Maybe he’s hungry or sick. Poor fellow. The elder sighs loudly and wonders if this stranger can even handle complex ideas.…
Yahweh’s heart skips a beat. Suddenly he’s back at the Great Scientific University of Heaven laboratory. He remembers seeing images of the Garden of Eden on Earth through the Pearly Gate holoviewer and watching impotently as Lucifer experimented on animals and left a trail of death in the forest. Then after figuring out how to insert a telepathic critter cam into a snake without killing it, Lucifer posed as the snake and spoke to Eve…
Lucifer tries to get Yahweh’s to worship the god called Kobibtor. But Yahweh tells Lucifer… “Our civilization spent two thousand years in caves trying to shake off its religious chains. And here you are asking me to try new shackles on for size!”
Yahweh exhales slowly, glad to be back in Gwendolyn’s arms once again. But it would be nice, he muses, if she held him tighter. As if on cue, Gwendolyn squeezes him hard. This always happens. It’s as though she can read his mind. What a wonderful feeling it is that she can reach down inside him and comfort the perpetual little kid—absentminded, isolated, scared, and flustered—then nudge him back to a peaceful reality.
I’m constantly making changes to the book. What do you think of the new tag line? God rejected religion but an evangelical devil makes him deal with the consequences on Earth to prevent a second Holy Nuclear Civil War in Heaven.
Having given Abram a telepathic critter cam device, Yahweh can now see and understand everything that Abram experiences. As Abram enters his village, this is what Yahweh saw . . . Through Abram’s mind, Yahweh takes in the sights, sounds, and smells around the village hamlet. The aroma of burning wood fills the air. Dogs, goats, chickens, ducks, and other fowl sniff, graze, or peck at the grassy grounds. Three large men greet Abram, bowing…
Lucifer might have instigated Earth’s fall, but Yahweh was the one who put him there and gave him the desire to ruin those people’s lives.
In a dreamy trance, Yahweh’s deceased wife, Gwendolyn, tells him, that’s “all the more reason why they need you. Help them discover how to treat each other in ways they would want others to treat them. Like you, they are good, truly made in your image, despite what Lucifer has done. They need you.”
